j27 in idea barrages

I don’t have a bit or a poem or a story to use the line “the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating pussy” in yet. YET.

Border collies are a real edge case.

If they had named him Mark instead of Little Nicky, the movie could’ve been called “Mark of the Beast” and it absolutely should’ve gone down that way.

Sometimes it’s not about discombobulating. Sometimes it’s about combobulating!

It’s not that they literally believe the Earth is flat, it’s that they believe reality should be entirely shaped by their own wishful thinking and making the Earth flat is just one of their test cases. They think they can hope or wish or pray reality itself out of joint.

That moment when you go into a public one stall restroom, that split second of darkness before the automatic light comes on, I figure that’s what being dead feels like, except that it’s forever.

It’s not that pop music was good when you were in your teens and it’s terrible now. It’s that pop music has always been terrible, is terrible and will always be terrible. Now is not special, then was not special, teenagers will never be discerning in what they choose to dance to.

We gotta mourn all the victims of war, on all sides, forever, until the unlikely-but-hopeful day that there’s no more war. They were all human & they’re all gone. We wanna imagine that our allegiances are the good guys but we are all humanity & the only enemies are war & death.