j21 in idea barrages

A parody of Brecht’s “Alabama Song” about the old school Thruway stops. “Well, show me the way to the Roy’s Fixins Bar / NO, DON’T ASK WHY / NO, DON’T ASK WHY”.

You are to cover all the songs off the new Taylor Swift thing in the character of Bane from the Nolan Batman movies. That’s what you’re up to now. That’s your side hustle. It’s gonna be great.

You will perform jam band style covers of Steely Dan songs and use the name “Steely Dank”.

“Legos? LEGOS? You mean CUSTOM SCANDINAVIAN POLYMER CALTROPS?”

A clock you can have sex with, an idea whose time has come.

“Why aren’t you having a mid-life crisis?” “That’s my secret, Cap” I smile “I’m ALWAYS in crisis.”

The power move, though, is to piss someone ELSE’S pants.

A gag re-dub of “Thelma & Louise” called “BRoad Trip”.