j15 in idea barrages

If you warm up left-over jalapeno poppers the next day, that’s just T.G.I. Saturdays, baby.

I like to think that the guy who invented Pizza Hut, Bill Hut, had a sports car he called The Mozzarella Mazzerati.

Exiting her mother, shredding her perineum on the way out, the preternatural baby yelled “I’M ON A TEAR! TAINT MISBEHAVIN’!” It was a sign the child was quite extraordinary.

When Mets Twitter bought in to the fantasy of the 2024 New York Mets somehow being good, when with this starting rotation you cannot possibly be good, it was like watching that Christian girl you knew in high school fall in love with a dude who’s obviously gay but she’s too sheltered to understand that. Heartbreaking. Honey, come here, it’s okay, I’ll explain. I’ll introduce you to one of my D&D buddies, you get you a man who’ll appreciate you, Bethanaigh.

In the end, a community is a group of people who have all forgiven each other the sin of being people.

“You will call me by my title: Lord Spicey-Bites” is just a real power move, a confidence move.

Is Bonaroo “Swamp Coachella” or is Coachella “Dirt Bonaroo”? And in this, I intend to insult both.

I assume that when Kirby eats pussy, he then also… becomes pussy? Is that how this game works?