j5 in idea barrages

A mash-up of The Waterboys “Fisherman’s Blues” and Lord Huron “Mine Forever” could be in the trailer for every indie film until the end of time.

A Fiona Apple parody about people going sex-wild over the skeleton-face man in the FALLOUT show that starts with the line “I’ve been a bad, bad ghoul…”

I like to think that Olive had a brother who was a medical chemist named Lorenzo Oyl.

Maybe it’s not that the person in the pornography you are watching has a large amount of birthmarks. Maybe you just haven’t cleaned your laptop’s screen in a while. Don’t make the mistake that the layers on top are part of the original image.

If you think about it, when you receive your doctoral diploma, the dean is giving you the third degree.

Inspirational, but only in the vaguest safest least-offensive way possible, stories or songs or art, it just doesn’t interest me. “Believe in yourself!” “Hang on!” “You are strong!” Positivity is wonderful when it is nuanced and thought-through but when it’s empty, it’s toxic.

Did they ever make all the boys at summer camps wear weird little sailor hats like in Charlie Brown or was that some horror inflicted on a young Mr. Schulz at one particular camp that he just assumed was universal?

A sci-fi spin on the Narnia series where a “war drobe” is an android with the power to teleport troops across vast distances of space. Kind of like a Dune Guild Navigator, except less drug mutation, more snarky robot.