dec 24 in idea barrages

The male equivalent of The Flying Nun is The Air Friar.

When I see that noseless mutant from the FALLOUT series, all I can think is “NYEH HEH HEH, COWBOY SKELETOR!”

A doomsday prepper nicknamed “Cotton Eye Joe” who literally stores cotton for emergency firestarting tinder in his eyeball socket, after losing the eye in a freak “adding a pair of pliers to a Swiss Army Knife” accident.

She sniffed the hoodie she kept from her ex. “Ah,” she sighed, “old bae seasoning.”

It’s either Matt Damon playing a sociopath who poses as a falcon in THE TALONED MR. RIPLEY or as a fish in THE TALENTED MR. LIMPET.

It astonishes me when people freak out that a television show or film doesn’t have the exact same continuity as a video game or comic book. In our day, they changed the Hulks name to be more masc and the Human Torch was replaced with an Aldis R2D2. SPOILT!

“Gullible” is a palindrome.

Potato Santa Claus knows when you’ve been sleeping and knows when you’re awake and knows when you’ve been bad or good because he has eyes EVERYWHERE.