dec20 in idea barrages

if Gary Numan and Gary Oldman met, what would happen? my main two guesses would be that either they would annihilate into pure energy or would produce a son named Gary Man

An anagram for “anecdote” is “ante code”, or so I’ve been told by someone.

A mash-up of Warren Zevon’s “My Ride’s Here” and The Butthole Surfers’ “Pepper” involving the line “I was staying at the Marriott with Jesus and John Wayne / and then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train”.

Head-canon where Barry the Bee in “BEE MOVIE” was also the killer of Macaulay Culkin’s character in MY GIRL.

I mean, I’m white but I’m not “buying Springsteen tickets” white.

Trump couldn’t better fit the fundamentalist description of the anti-Christ if he was named “Anton Christmas” but the fundies just LOVE this trust-fund serial rapist, because he says racist things, it’s wild.

Why say “calcified fetus” when you can say “wombstone”?

The song Tequila except you say “Akira” instead and the music video takes out of context clips to turn the apocalyptic body-horror anime “Akira” into a light-hearted buddy comedy about motorcycle bros.