dec 18 in idea barrages

I feel like the only thing worse than watching Coachella on YouTube would be actually attending Coachella in 120 degree heat with 15,000 trust-fund influencers sweatily TikToking each others’ “fits” while on enough molly to kill three members of XTC.

The 2nd worst thing about American gun culture is the fantasy it creates, a belief they can always opt-out of shared civil society from which they’ve benefited all their lives by aiming a murder button at it. Any time they’re asked to be unselfish or decent they just point a gun.

“That’s my secret, Cap” I turn back and look the super soldier dead in the eyes “I’ve ALWAYS got my hopes up.”

If someone from Malta is Maltese, does that make someone from Yalta “Yaltese”? Because that’s an AMAZING word.

Our culture was so unserious in 2001, a band of rapping crypto-Christian murder clowns that drank dollar store soda w/ Kid Rock ALMOST broke thru to mainstream. But national tragedy snapped us out of it & they receded into profitable cult status as The Trailer Park Grateful Dead.

The heart is a palimpsest.

The Minnesotan version of Super Mario Brothers 2 is called “Okie Dokie Panic”.

Ents have resting birch face.