dec 16 in poetry

Why say “wedding rehearsal dinner” when you can say “fiance feast”?

His return from the grave as a police cyborg gave him a maniac passion to live life to its fullest with this second chance. He had a hard time saying no to anything and exhausted himself trying to experience everything possible. He became FOMOcop.

Both can both be true that we both need more legitimate 3rd party options to grow from the grassroots of city councils AND that 99.9% of “third party” runs out of the blue for major offices are narcissists running vanity candidacies or spoilers running interference for monsters.

The fact that the two biggest casual sports trends right now are called Pickleball and Cornhole bespeaks the simmering sexual tension that underlies all athletic competitions.

I wonder if Mer-Man from HE-MAN ever hooked up with the Starbucks mermaid.

I just heard there is a singer… or maybe rapper?… named Bad Bunny and I was surprised this person doesn’t have a Blue Bunny ice cream flavour yet. Just seems like a lock. Maybe they’re too “edgy” now and they still gotta get desperate yet. Give it a few years.

Why say “horrible pothole problem” when you can say “open floor plan”?

People complain about a sluggish economy, but when student debt relief would be the greatest economic stimulus in the country since World War 2, people are like “but that’s lazy!” Suffering is not a precious resource. Let other people’s grace help you too.