dec 14 in idea barrages

Sometimes you just gotta psych yourself up for an insulin shot by chanting “Needlejuice, Needlejuice, NEEDLEJUICE!”

We got skin-divers, we go frogmen, we got scuba dudes, we have diverse divers.

Restaurant Reviews but only the little bit where they talk about the parking situation there. Restaurant Parking Reviews, really. But like, really get into it, not just “Parking Is Ample”, like detailed analysis of the local infrastructure.

King of the Hell. “We sell the profaned and the profaned’s accessories.”

I love how Lloyd Kaufman’s persona is an exact averaging out of Stan Lee’s persona and Hugh Hefner’s persona.

Today I read the phrase “oat milkers” and apparently it is the name of some kind of oat milk promotion in minor league baseball, but my brain first imagined it much be an industry term regarding vegan pornography.

A peanut butter sandwich with cherry jelly and you call it a “George Washington George Washington Carver”. A monument to it is created by an artist who is an expert George Washington George Washington Carver carver.

I don’t know why I just listened to a whole bunch of retro-video-game versions of Joe Jackson’s Steppin’ Out but, hey, life’s a big place, it happened.