dec 2 in idea barrages

Sometimes I think about how “Faith of the Heart”, the theme to STAR TREK ENTERPRISE, was essentially the hair metal band Warrant’s failed ballad “Blind Faith” with the numbers filed off.

“Good Cop, Bad Cop isn’t working” she said, donning the prosthetic bionics, “time for Human-Cop, Robo-Cop.”

Asking MLB pitchers (1.) to pitch from March to November, (2.) to regularly throw 102 miles an hour WITH PRECISION & (3.) asking them to do it without P.E.D.s, you can get two of these to work, but if you try to do all three, it’s only a matter of time before catastrophic injury.

I just realized Donald Trump’s good opposite is Rodney Dangerfield: braggadocios vs. self-effacing, Ritalin addiction vs. stoner, dull vs. creative, selfishly cruel vs. legendarily supportive of other comics. Only similarity is the ill-fitting suits, but Rodney did it ironically.

DUCKTALES except it’s the Beastie Boys trying to steal Scrooge’s money instead of the Beagle Boys.

Why say “solar eclipse” when you can say “nature’s complimentary LASIK session”?

Why call it “pulling out last second” when you can call it “spray and pray”?

A “renegade cut” ending to the film FANBOYS, where the character whose last wish is to see The Phantom Menace early before illness consumes him ends up dying even earlier because he’s so disappointed in the film, it kills him.