nov 28 in idea barrages

If you enjoy the eclipse because of the aesthetic beauty or the science of it, that’s wonderful, please enjoy it, but let’s not pretend it’s such a rarity. Eclipses are pretty common, it’s just this is the odd one you can drive to on a day trip, is all. No Raptures, I’m sorry.

Is skiing just golf for cold-weather rich people?

A parody of “Zippity Doo Dah” about Skibbity Toilet?

Why say “wet dream” when you can say “whited blanket”?

At what threshold of bio-mass was the mutation triggered in the original TMNT cartoon? Like, Hamato Yoshi turned into Splinter because he’d recently touched a rat, but he was also touching billions of micro-organisms at the time, as well. Why half-rat, not half-eyelash parasite?

It helps THE GOONIES legacy there’s never been a half-baked sequels or tv follow up or prequel or remake to dilute the story. One movie, couple video game tie ins, nothing more. One story that stands on its own. Never had to see Chunk’s son go back for more treasure or whatever.

The video game TOM CLANCY’S SPLINTER CELL except you play as the Ninja Turtles’ mentor Splinter.

We should change the phrase from “getting off scott-free” to “getting off ska-free”. Like we went to a festival for one band and ended up liking all the bands, to our pleased surprise! We got off ska-free!