nov 24 in idea barrages

People don’t want to just see naked people anymore. We’re all too inured by all the pornography in history at the touch of a button. You gotta adapt. You gotta go value added. You gotta be naked while you pretend to care about video games, that’s big these days.

There was a time when the height of the internet music newness was a MIDI of the Smashing Pumpkins song “Mayonaise” and you need to know this.

At some point, there will be someone worshiped as a prophet or messiah that was originally from our time, and their social media will be compiled as holy writings, and that’s hilarious.

One of the great things about wrestling is when a crowd refuses to accept the current story & the talent are stuck improving to try and save it. Rock going up there, trying to play a heel but the crowd’s like “we can’t hate you, you’re a famous person!” and they just gotta vamp.

I wonder if people who used to be postal workers call the post office their “old stamping grounds”.

For all the problems in the world caused by people who believe daft things, we are at least rewarded with the ability to laugh at how unconscionably dumb they’re being. It’s not an even trade but it’s certainly a thing.

I intentionally refer to them incorrectly in the plural as “Pokeymen”.

If you go into a Buc-Ees, understand that the employee in the animal costume is being PUNISHED. That’s a PUNISHMENT. She or he doesn’t LIKE that. They messed up BAD and having to wear the suit is a worse punishment than being fired.