nov 20 in idea barrages

A D&D game where the big bad is Zach Morris and his eldritch time-stopping powers. Your players are all basically the other Saved by the Bell kids… Screech is an artificer, Lisa’s a glamour bard, etc… working your way up to bringing your old friend down.

How did I just find out that an issue of the Avengers name-checked “Utica Greens” as one of Scarlet Witch’s favourite American meals? I should be on top of these things.

If you think about it, this whole time Mario was just fighting for Freedom of Peach.

Why does the WWF call it “Hell in a Cell” when they could call it “Fightochondria”?

Why say “micro phallus” when he can say “quarter pounder”?

People are really like “PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS FIXED, YOU KNOW” and then willfully go watch reality television. Wrestling is less predetermined than reality television because at least there’s some improv room in the match structure. “Reality stars” are terrible at improv.

Okay, brain, you’re mashing up the themes to “Bill Nye The Science Guy” and “Big Bad Beetleborgs”, that’s quite enough.

A revolutionary circus called Cirque de Solidarity.