nov 14 in idea barrages

A parody of “Once Twice Three Times A Lady” about how we on our fifth instance of winter this year.

This short human life is filled with both crushing grief & jawdropping wonder, neither negates the other, we must reckon with both. However, all else equal, focusing on the good when reasonable to do so helps you get through more than lingering on the bad. When you can, do that.

“OH NO!” you yell “IT WAS A LOAD-BEARING UNREAD EMAIL!” as Gmail implodes unto itself, dragging your laptop into its singularity, disappearing into the ether forever.

A parody of Talking Heads “take me to the river” about Silence of the Lambs called “Fava beans with liver”?

A super buff version of Nightmare Before Christmas where the lead is called JACKED SKELETON.

But the worst cultural mash-up of all time would be of Big Bang Theory and The Lion King with “Bazinga Matata”.

I love that POS is both “point of sale” and “piece of shit”. It’s kinda perfect.

A line of clown-themed condoms called PLAYFUL RIBBING.