nov8 in idea barrages

A goofily cartoon-y exaggerated version of Buddhism called Karmic Sans.

Petition to set the Scarlet Witch’s birthday as June 1st, so that some day someone can insert a sick “Happy birthday, Wanda. June.” Kurt Vonnegut reference into a Marvel movie.

An Amish music festival called Barning Man.

I kind of want the trend in death metal band fonts to shift from that weird spiky thing you can’t read to, like, just straight up Comic Sans. Like they’re called N E C R O T I C B L O A T or whatever but in highly legible cartoony adorable Comic Sans. I hope this for us all.

They hire Jared Leto to be the worst thing in a film on purpose, to make everything else look better. Like a pickle on a burger, to underline how much better everything else that isn’t a pickle tastes. He was the ONLY bad thing in the hamburger that is Bladerunner 2049 after all.

Greta Garbo wanted to be alone because she was sick of the Ramones following her around, chanting “Garbo Garbo, Hey, Garbo Garbo, Hey Hey”.

Feel like Kurt Nirvana & Edward Pearljam would’ve feuded a lot more publicly, if the idea of “having beef” wasn’t so antithetical to the whole ironic detachment & disinterest aesthetic in the grunge-rock pose. I bet they hated having to pretend they were above hating each other.

What if we were wrong in assuming that Bill Sublime was trying to intimidate us by singing “I’ve got something for your punk ass”? What if he was being genuine, he had a thoughtful gift for your punk ass? What if he just wanted to give a free Caramello candy bar to your punk ass?