no2 in idea barrages

“Fuck me dude” is equally the statement of a horny surfer and a depressed pirate.

Why call it “swinger looking for a unicorn” when you can call it “the three-body problem”?

No one says it but it needs to be said: when a violin is being played quickly, it looks like it is being given a furious hand job.

Today I learned, there was a magazine called YANK once and it wasn’t a porno thing, it was a military thing.

If you think about it, abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

Yo momma so old, she remember when the performance fleece store was just called Navy.

It was a hell of a thing for Ginger Baker to become one of the great rock drummers because, with a name like that, you’d figure he was doomed to just make soda bread.

The Darwinian problem of our day is how everything funnels us toward who’s the strongest at “making money”, a goal with so many cheats it divorced itself from accomplishing anything cultural or physical. The ability to deceitfully shuffle papers adds nothing but is most rewarded.