halloween in hell barrage in idea barrages

Back in college, before he got into silver and gold mining, he was known as Futon Cornelius.

Was “Fred Flintstone” short for “Frederock Flintstone”?

Why call it a “tenderizer” when you can call it “meat, the press”?

A robot that transforms into an engine of low-wage worker oppression called Amazon Prime.

A charge of trafficking can be commuted! English is fun!

“I don’t get what’s so special about Easter, Barn,” Fred confessed to his best friend, “collapsing in pain on a Friday and not leaving a cave until Sunday, that was basically every weekend in college.”

Zak Snyder’s edgy remake of “That Darn Cat” called “That Goddamned Cat”.

“But that reminds me how I just got this new electric scooter…” “Nice segue, there.”