oct 27 in idea barrages

Remember when Taylor Swift was country and Beyonce did dance pop? The shifting sands of cultural presentation are wild.

Training AI to summon deathless eldritch star-spawn would be called Chant GPT.

Send a letter to your alternate universe self with a parallelogram.

“What do you call the side of a knife?” “The edge, but that’s beside the point.”

A contractor’s favourite pick-up line is “you’ve gotta get on my level”.

A great premise for an Easter movie would be a year where they had to switch jobs, Jesus having to try and get candy into houses all over the world and the Bunny nailed to a tree to die horribly. I think it could be called DYE HARD.

The optimal name for an old people porno is, of course, “Antiques Load-Show”.

You will start an etsy shop, upcycling boring lawn ornaments into re-painted beautiful psychedelic nightmares and you will call yourself “Gnome Improvement”.