oct 19 in idea barrages

A film about opening a brothel in the suburbs of Utica called ORISKANY BUSINESS.

A book about all the ways you are screwing yourself over by acting like a jerk called THE KARMA SUTRA.

Your punk band will be called PIERCED BROSNAN.

Do you think spy kids grow up into disappointing shells of their own imagined potential, like all us gifted kids did? Did they get so good at spying that they don’t know how to do anything else? Like, they can’t even pay the gas bill because there’s no espionagish way to do that?

30 years later, Charlie’s could lose the factory to Violet in the divorce. It’s CHARLIE AND THE STICKY SITUATION.

Someone’s so rich, their bus has a workout room, a real gymousine.

A mermaid medical procedural show with heavy romantic overtones called MAUREEN’S BIOLOGY.

Why say “abstinence” when you can say “temporary porking ban”?