oct 15 in idea barrages

And then, of course, there is the unholy mash-up of THE AVENGERS and PAN, “Mark Rufio”.

I like to call that forest-y northwestern bit of New Jersey “Fool’s Pennsylvania”.

Why say “one night stand” when you can say “bang-over”?

My only hope for humanity is the realization that about 83% of all ignorance stated on the internet is trolling and they understand they’re being stupid. Our doom is that the other 17% is serious and generally made by people with lots and lots of power.

I wonder if in his cosplay of being a redneck instead of a frat boy whose dad owned a series of car dealerships in suburban Michigan, Kid Rock has ever tried slant-rhyming “venison” and “medicine”. Eminem might be able to pull that off but certainly not ol’ Geriatric Rock.

A dry German existentialist reinterpretation of WELCOME BACK KOTTER called WERNER SWEATHOGS.

STRAWBERRIES ARE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO EAT WITH STRAWS

Legendary beasts must protect the forest as gang violence spreads into national parks in BLOODS VS CRYPTIDS. Ranger Babe Murdersen has to call on secret forest friends to save Yellowstone from gangbangers accidentally starting a volcano with a meth lab explosion at Old Faithful.