oct 13 in idea barrages

A really weird parody would, of course, be TOTAL ECLIPSE OF PAUL BLART.

I just realized that Denise Crosby is basically the Pete Best of Star Trek and maybe the Pete Best of all science fiction fandoms.

Current brain status: mashing up NIN’s “We’re In This Together” and Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5”. It works!

Brain status: singing “Jeremiah was a Bullfrog” but with the lyrics to “My Bologna has a First Name”.

The best line ever to hit on a fitness person with would be “Excuse me, you must know where the hard boiled eggs are around here. BECAUSE YOU’RE YOKED.” I’m never in that situation, so you can use it.

Why did Chunk fail German 101? BECAUSE GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE.

A horror movie about a haunted Harbor Freight where your only hope is that the ghosts all break after two or three scares called HARBOR FRIGHT.

A parody of Bowie’s “Golden Years” about the Golden Girls?