oct 9 in idea barrages

You know what would be a terrible name for a food? GUNCHABLES.

Mrs. Claus’s first name is Mary. Her maiden name was Mary Christmas.

That moment where you realized, nah, I was actually good looking all along, it was my PERSONALITY that was the problem!

If the scandal turns out that the Princess got a divorce to run away with Frankie Muniz, we could get one hell of a “Malcolm In The Middleton” headline.

Create a youtube account, built to look like it belongs to an elderly Eastern European. Only use the platform to leave notes on the videos of Disney Adults, acting like they think the vloggers believe it’s all real. “IS NOT MOUSE. IS THIN BOY IN COSTUME. NOT MOUSE.”

A movie about a really famous person who wins all of those facebook popularity contests where you’re voting for someone to be in a magazine or whatever, by already being famous, totally overturning the entire apple cart.

“I have surprise?” “Yes.” “Okay, so my medusa assassin rolls for Snake Attack.” “…did you mean Sneak Attack?” “You heard what I said.”

A vigilante who fights crime with the help of a costume covered with pockets containing trained attack bird and he’s called CONCEALED CANARY.