oct 1 in idea barrages

At a horror movie festival, there’s always room for giallo!

A rap song about being middle-aged called FUNKY COLD EDEMA.

The fact that FIGHT CLUB’s success was so predicated on word-of-mouth is kinda ironic, if you think about it.

“Who’s On First” but it’s about someone talking about the candy Hi-Chews and the other person mistaking that for a sneeze. “Hi-Chews!” “Gesundheit!” etc.

I have now realized that Gambit and Dazzler should start a 70s throwback glam-rock band called GLAMBIT together.

A fantasy-world children’s television channel called Mithrilodeon. MITH MITH, MITH MITH, MUH MITH MITH MITH MITHRILODEON.

HALF-BOWLING ALLEY. HALF-MARIJUANA DISPENSARY. WE CALL IT “Bowling Papers”.

Why say “sea weed” when you can say “marinerjuana”?