sept 27 in idea barrages

Brain status: mashing up “Chariots of Fire” and “On Top of Old Smokey”.

Brain status: fusing satirical political candidate Vermin Supreme and TMNT supporting character Vernon Fenwick into VERNON SUPREME.

“The Devil Went Down To Vegas” should be a song but I’m not a country music person so I’m not the one to write it.

When someone says they’re looking for their future husband or their future wife, I don’t imagine, like, them getting married in a normal church in five years. I imagine they’re talking about someone in a neon jumpsuit with a jetpack.

Historically speaking, every time someone messed with Texas, they either lost or had to turn to big brother America to save them. Their succession from Mexico so they could keep owning slaves? Failed & America saved them. Civil war? Decimated. Mess with Texas! You can’t lose!

A parody of Downtown about Our Town?

A parody of Bowie’s “Ashes to Ashes” about “Angela’s Ashes”?

If you need to mock someone for failing in their attempt at prophecy, the best insult possible is “Thanks a lot, Nostra-DUMBASS.”