sept 25 in idea barrages

An album of R.E.M. songs covered in the style of Jem and the Holograms called J.E.M.

Her family’s classically Michelin starred, his family’s a bunch of molecular gastronomically sous-videy weirdos. Can the heat of love survive getting turned up or will they have to get out of the kitchen in… ROMEO AND JULIENNE?

Digimon… the Hydrox of Pokemon.

The new theatrical cereal Bertolt Brechtfast. It’s magically didactic!

Abbreviation is a very long word, considering its meaning.

In some ways, the best part of Dune 2 being a big hit is the world being reminded how ASTONISHINGLY wrongheaded the author’s son Brian’s cash-in sequels and prequels and interquels were.

We can’t even tell a kid that a catholic confessional is called a “pray phone” anymore, because kids don’t know what pay phones were and it ruins the joke.

Soon, cable television will cross The Hipster Nostalgia Threshold, where hipsters will stop bragging about having cut the cord and start bragging about how retro they are for still having cable. It is the way of things, the way… of The Force.