s13 in idea barrages

Did they… give the terrible Garfield movie to Crisp Rat because Garfield’s “rediscovers terrible father who abandoned him” arc was the same as Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or… when they cast Captain Quiverful, did they change the script to match?

Current Brain Status: mashing up the instrumental themes to Quantum Leap and St. Elsewhere, seamlessly.

Your retro funk band will be called BASS COAT OF PAINT.

Why say “area rug” when you can say “merkin”?

Money is fleeting. “When did I buy this weird thing?” lasts forever.

A Disney / Last Temptation of Christ mash-up called “A Pilate’s Life For Me”.

I propose we start calling people who are idiots that are only given platforms because they have money “cash trash”. “Screw off, Elon,” for example, “no one needs to hear from the cash trash on this.”

A parody of Bowie’s “Fame” about the Ninja Turtles villain Krang.