s9 in idea barrages

John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt, he has become death too, whenever he goes out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Oppenheimet Schmidt.

Lovecraft was both obsessed with how awful something non-Euclidean would be but also would’ve been incredibly racist toward any actual Greek person and that’s just the madness of being a person.

An off-Broadway play about the internal world of a holiday icon “Frosty: A One-Man Snow”.

She’s a detective, he’s a gynecologist. When your private investigation needs to get really private, call THE LEGAL KEGELS.

Real Talk: if we only recently discovered mice, we would definitely call them “elf monkeys” instead. They’re the elf version of monkeys!

A show where you heckle old recordings of televangelists and you call it CRITICAL MASS.

With a short enough attention span, ALL ads are skippable. Maybe we can evolve very specific attention disorders, specifically to defeat consumerism. Maybe this is what’s happening already! BECOME UNINFLUENCIBLE. You can’t influence what can’t pay attention!

I typo-ed Dionysus as “Dinoysus” and realized what an amazing name for a progressive rock band that is. Y’know, like, big dreamy atmospheric arena-prog, but with the dinosaur god of inebriation as its mascot.