s5 in idea barrages

Strangers in the night? It doobie doobie do be like that, sometimes.

Much rarer is the chiropractor who closes the session with a happy ending. They refer to themselves as “posturetutes”.

An R-rated update to the NES game “Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom” where she quips that she’s sorry she’s moody today, she’s just “on the Ragu”.

I hope that in ads for Men’s Wearhouse in the New Orleans market, the ads are all like “Y’ALL GUN LIKE THE WAY YA LOOK - AH GAAAAY-RUNNNNNN-TEE IT!”

At the end of Phantom Menace, all of Darth Maul’s siblings gained two half-brothers.

The next evolution of Chinese-American take-out cuisine: Specific Tsao’s Chicken.

The clam-shells are to cover up her Arielolas.

The flip-side for Guy Fieri of becoming a billionaire off an image involving the worst beard, hairstyle and means of dress in human history is that… slap on some reasonable clothes, a wig, a shave, you’d never know he’s Guy Fieri. The ultimate freedom.