aug 30 in idea barrages

Why say “sword fight” when you can say “staff meeting”?

A date that involves lovemaking and mediocre quick-service TexMex food could be called “Chipotlaid”.

Only with his death did I finally realize that Canada’s late Prime Minister Brian Mulroney looked weirdly like the dad on FRAISER.

Samoas S’mores. S’moresas.

Going to Nick Lowe high would be a solid pun.

Why say “jailed in the castle’s highest tower” when you can say “in-spired”?

A movie about Adam Sandler becoming a roadie for a hair-metal band and accidentally discovering his skill as a drummer, despite his mother’s disapproval, called THE SLAUGHTERBOY.

Jordan Peterson, traveling back in time to scream “MORE LIKE LILLITH UNFAIR!”