I ran the math on how much time we’d have, so I took her to work yesterday, and picked her up from work. It was my day off, and it flew by. Felt so much better than the days I doomscroll, waiting for the day to end. So nice to just exist with my boo.
Also, put the ego aside, and beta tested vardenafil. (Free via bluechew.com, only pay shipping for four.) The uhhhh field results. Now, mind you, our Reconnection Sex™ usually lasts 2-3 hours. (You know, cuddle breaks, water breaks, switching who gives oral, talking, sometimes more coupling, sometimes more Blue Collar Railing™ etc.)
Erection strength went from 60-80%., to 95-100%. It works okay? I hit that deep spot past the cervix that has made every partner have a “oh god, nobody’s hit that before” look on their face. Quality stuff. I’ll probably treat ourselves to it once, no more than twice a month. As uhhhh my 60% pushing rope is apparently still more serviceable than some guy’s 100%. Great sex.
And I still can’t orgasm.
As a day one Team Building Exercise™, it’s been a shift for her, as women are used to guys giving them a sticky reward for being a good girl. Glad we’re getting this out of the way from day one. I reassure her it’s not her, and stuff.
I was going to drive her to work this morning before my shift, but she went to pukeytown. I might have given her too much instant coffee. It’s an oopsiedoozle, but she was feeling queasy at work yesterday. It’s so nice knowing she’s waiting at home.
I don’t do well alone.
It’s nice that I don’t have to alone anymore.

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