aug 28 in idea barrages

You know, you could totally write a column about drawing called Inkonclusion. You could!

It’s okay to write about robots, don’t let anyone tell you there’s just literary devices.

Okay, so, once your brain starts writing a parody of “Mama Mia” about Ray Liotta, that’s a good time to try sleeping again.

If they put me in the chair and there was nothing I could do to stop it, I would have a last meal of two hamburgers and my last words would be “HERE’S YOUR HEADLINE, GENTLEMEN: BURGERS AND FRIES!”

“Leap Day should be about taking emotional leaps of faith!” says the man with the Guinness World Record for Worst At Taking Emotional Leaps of Faith.

But what is the Easter Bunny if not a lepus of faith?

In an organized crime themed roleplaying game called GODFATHERS & GOOMBAS, the supplementary guide to enemy characters would be called THE MOBSTER MANUAL.

The dilapidated church was in desperate need of an organ donor.