aug 24 in idea barrages

All slang is instantly dead the moment a big business uses it in an ad.

“They got hoes, they got hoes, in different area Lowes!” he sang to himself, proving he was just about to need a nap.

If Mothman is West Virginia’s premiere cryptid, certainly Mathman was Square One Television’s premiere cryptid.

Is there anything with a lower Effort to Results ratio than ironing clothes?

Captain Kirk cheats to save Princess Peach from Bowser without losing a single life in the Kobeyashi Mario scenario.

If Eminem’s kid has a kid, Eminem becomes a Grand Marshall.

An Adam Sandler movie about a man cursed to make bad movie after bad movie so that his friends can all have jobs. His name is also the title of the film: BILLY GILMORE.

Instant rice, minute rice, they don’t think of themselves like that, their cooking speed is what they’ve always known it to be, they just call themselves “rice”. They do call “regular rice” “gradual rice” though.