aug8 in idea barrages

“And you honour the presidents with a holiday?” Washington asked the time-traveler. “Yes!” “What do you… do for this holiday?” “Sell mattresses.” “Sell mattresses?” “Sell. Mattresses.”

A parody of “my own worst enemy” about a sea anemone.

A goth version of The Office called The Lamination Lamentations.

In the Flintstones, Stone Temple Pilots would’ve been called Stone Temple Pilots.

The Flys “Got You Where I Want You”. 1.) Mashes up with “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”. 2.) Has a terrible reggae breakdown. 3.) Is the pop version of Alice in Chains.

On the topic of Anthony Rendon, to be honest, even if I made tens of million dollars a year but I had to exercise regularly for eight or nine months of those years to make that money, yes, I would still gripe endlessly about it, even as I accepted the money.

Why say “Pornhub” when you can say “Library of Sexual Congress”?

A bachelor or bachelorette party for a geriatric Gen Xer where you hire the band Cake to play as part of the celebration, but halfway through the set, strippers burst out of their chests.