aug6 in idea barrages

All-Star games made sense when casual fans had no easy way to watch all the stars they wanted to on any given night. There’s kind of no fan-experience point to an All Star game now, other than to sell the television rights and have rich people take posh hotel meetings beforehand.

Just dye the chalky discs green, black and brown for Halloween and call them “Necro Wafers”. Instant profit.

Why say “for the nun fetishist” when you can say “conventionally attractive”?

“Cream Ale” suggests the existence of “Sour Cream Ale” and… I’m intrigued.

Would a ghost-hunting warlock use a proton pact?

If pets get “the zoomies” do zombies get the “exoomies”?

“Drive Away Dolls” could well be a very good film, but the trailers make it look like an Aldis version of a Cohen Brothers movie, the Temu version of a Cohen Brothers movie, even though it is literally directed by a Brother Cohen. Like the memory of a Cohen Brothers movie.

A who’s on first about a person whose first language is Spanish and a person whose first language is Cantonese, attempting to talk about “soy sauce” in English and getting super confused.