j27 in idea barrages

Nostalgia is the past eating the future while the present is being lied to that its own belly is full.

It’s always important to remember that punk was created by upscale London fashion designers to sell expensive clothes to rich young Brits who wanted to stand out by looking poor.

A Zelda / GTA crossover game, “The Glockerina of Time”.

Hot take: multi-tools with interchangeable tools / blades are weird to me, because if I wanted to have to worry about juggling a bunch of different tools, I would just… carry a bunch of different tools.

The best goth breakfast cereal would just be dying Life cereal and calling it Death cereal.

“Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” was of course actually about drugs, John just made up the story about his kid’s friend Lucy to obfuscate. Every song with a hidden meaning was actually about that hidden meaning, all the cover stories are scams to quiet the rubes.

Tonight, at a bar trivia, I was able to meaningfully explain a question about football statistics by explaining that the quarterback is like the top and the wide receiver is like the bottom, and that’s wonderful.

YouTube intentionally crippling its own functionality because one or two people might be getting away without watching all of every ad, destroying its own viability to spite itself, is a metaphor for modern vulture capitalism. Infinite growth or death! No other choices.