j23 in idea barrages

The agility and dexterity she inherited from her family, parkour was a cinch for her. You might say she did it with… relative ease.

ALL AROUND THE WORLD, STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME / I’M REAL CLUMSY ‘ROUND STONE (I’m real clumsy / I’m a real clumsy guy)

Whole roasted chicken FOR GAMERS ONLY, BROTISSERIE CHICKEN!

“I just, I just have one more question. You say you had a whiskey drink, sir, and then a vodka drink? And then a lager drink and then I believe you said a cider drink? Now, I’m no bartender but…” Columbo-Wumba.

A barbarian accountant, wielding the Turbo Tax Turbot Ax, so as to savagely cut through red tape.

If when passing an angular utilitarian brutalist building, you start singing “Whose haus? BAUHAUS! Whose haus? BAUHAUS!” you’re pretty cool.

Someone asks you for your special pancake recipe. “How do you make a dutch baby?” You pause and smile. “You fuck in the Netherlands.”

If you get the 10 cup coffee box from Stewart’s and drink straight from the spigot, you can pretend you’re drinking wine in a box from college. But with coffee.