j17 in idea barrages

If it’s a concept album, is the lead single a premise single?

The “Hang In There, Baby” cat poster, except its on a crucifix and it says “Hang In There, Baby… It’s Friday!”

Why say “pie fight” when you can say “custardy battle”?

We were astonishing lucky the Beatles split when they did. You say “what amazing things did we miss?” I say we never had to see the inevitable decline. No Vegas Elvis, no late-stage Simpsons, no Mays lost in the field at 42. They went out on top & that’s how they’re remembered.

The existence of Fountains of Wayne implies the existence of Fountains of Garth.

Your Local H cover band will be called “Regional H”.

Any business model that assumes sustained exponential growth is a confidence game and the problem is that, by basing our entire economic structure on the Wall Street model of short-term dump and flip investments, we’ve based an entire society on a scam.

There’s nothing more empty than being full of yourself.