july 9 in idea barrages

The guy from OPERATION won’t go out with you because he knows you’ll just play games with his heart.

An Elseworlds where Superman’s rocket took a faster path to Earth and landed in early 1480s Rome, to be raised as a Catholic priest and discover his great adversary in the form of the rogue theologian Martin Luthor.

Catholic Daleks. “Excommunicate. EXCOMMUNICATE!”

I imagine Ina Garten is probably okay to her video crew, if only to avoid any “kinder Garten” puns.

If they can’t handle you at your Bill Nye The Science Guy, they don’t deserve you at your Bill Nye The Violence Guy.

Reverse engineer toxic masculinity for good! Convince people the fibre-arts are manly by re-dubbing it BROCHET.

Esophageal damage from terrible energy drinks should be called “The Nerd GIRD”.

If not for the dog movie already taking it, the greatest name in the world for a marijuana vape would be “Air Bud”.