j5 in idea barrages

The kiddie rides at the local park were heat-activated colour-changing mood swings.

Every statue of a dragon is a scale model.

It’s your last-ditch cheese, in queso emergency.

With milk chocolate and communion wafers, you can create F O R B I D D E N K I T K A T.

LAND OF THE LOST except instead of Marshall, Will and Holly, it’s Marshall, Will and Grace… and they just end up getting the Sleestaks drunk on martinis.

A behind the scenes documentary about Drag Race called DRESS REHEARSAL.

If only they didn’t call it “primary school” in England, we could have a hell of a series about Sherlock Holmes as a child called ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

If you play the songs FAST CAR and SLOW RIDE at the same time, they annihilate each other into complete silence.