july 3 in idea barrages

The conspiracy theories who believed the gov’t was putting microchips into vaccines are also the biggest fanboys of the world’s dumbest billionaire who is LITERALLY putting microchips into people, after doing the same just killed a zoo full of monkeys. Irony is dead.

Your grunge name is Big Head Toadies And The Wet Sprocket Monster.

An Elvis parody about zombies. “Delicious Minds”.

I like my nation-states how I like my stock photography: royalty-free.

I like to believe that, when angry, Canadians say “That really bags my milk!”

If Christopher Walken had a son named Joaquin, he’d be Joaquin Walken. His boots would be made for be Joaquin and Walken is what they’d do.

If you’re named Timothy and get famous, your autobiography must be called A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIM.

The bride’s headpiece was beautiful but impossible to see through, causing her to take a header into the front row before her vows, a total and epic veilure.