july 1 in idea barrages

A skin care product with the jingle “When I get that feeling, then I do / eczema healing / eczema healing”.

Last night’s nightmare: time traveling, trying to prevent a political assassination, every time I tried something else went wrong, eventually gave up and just tried to steal lost media before it got lost for archival preservation instead. More success with that.

Anime tarot where the major difference is pentacles has been replaced with tentacles.

THE ROCK except every single part is played by The Rock.

“You can’t make her leave,” he protested to the Guild Navigator, “she’s my medical support Bene Gesserit witch.”

“And then a… rabbit,” the alien asked tentatively, “brings decorated chicken eggs and candy to children to commemorate…” “The murder of our god’s only progeny, yes.”

Some of the dinosaur species we like to imagine contemporaneous to each other were actually further apart in time from each other than we were to the age of the dinosaurs. Our unbearably short lives make it impossible for us to truly comprehend nature’s pace.

When your attention span is destroyed by short-form media, that’s a condition called TikToxic Shock.