j29 in idea barrages

A Tone Loc parody about the twilight days of the Three Stooges called “Funky Joe DeRita”.

A zombie version of Donkey Kong called Decay would probably be a decent pun.

He was trampled by centaurs and is now in stable condition.

Pinocchio lied about having a heart condition, Afib.

Name your metal band “illegible” and then use that metal font no one can read for a double bonus.

“Nostalgia is basically a form of depression” - Dr. Justin Sledge, the youtube religious history channel “Esoterica”. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that truth stated so bluntly. Nostalgia is giving up on the present and future.

Netflix was created ten years before Pornhub but they still called Pornhub “Pornhub” and not “Nutflix” and I hope even they admit their error.

I keep seeing the phrase “The Count of Monte Fisto” because it was one of Apollo Creed’s nicknames but, really, it should be the name of one of Mr. Smithers’ erotic dreams.