j27 in idea barrages

  • June 26, 2025, 9:35 p.m.
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  1. Strangely, the needle hurts more pulling out / than it ever hurts going in / such are the wages of sugary sin / the penance of insulin

  2. An album of R.E.M. parodies about cooking called “aromatics for the people”.

  3. A parody of Baby Shark about the D.A.R.E. programme called “Baby Narc”.

  4. Last night’s nightmare was about being in a class trying to learn how to read Greek and everyone else was catching on fast, but it was all just incomprehensible gibberish to me, and I just kept getting madder and madder that I couldn’t seem to learn it. I pounded a table in frustration so hard that I woke up, punching my bed.

  5. NYC area basketball fans want the Knicks to be great so bad that when they’re just pretty good, they start planning the ticker tape parade, before they peter back out into getting swept outta the 2nd round. They’re like the Dallas Cowboys fans of basketball, it’s kinda hilarious.

  6. The difference between an Indiana Jones sequel in the 2020s and a Beetlejuice sequel in the 2020s is that at least Beetlejuice is SUPPOSED to look long dead.

  7. The past is whatever the past is and the future is never going to come, it’s always now, all there is is the now, and trying to heal the now.

  8. All I have of this Talking Heads parody is “AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF / SITTING IN A SHOGUN SHACK” but, like, it’s a better start than some things have!


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