j25 in idea barrages

The problem with conversations with mohels is they keep cutting you off.

Now that the dog and I are both on insulin, I have been referring to the two of us as “diabuddies”. It’s our Thing.

Knees are weak / palms are sweaty / spent the whole week reading / Ferlinghetti

The internet is where you go to become bored with all the pornography ever created and end up watching some guy review freeze-dried military meals for five hours straight. That’s what the internet is. Musk can’t understand it. Bezos will never understand it. Dril understands it.

How much to pay Rick Moranis to dress up as Barney Rubble again and rap “My name’s Barney Rubble and I’m here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way”:

A story where the lead uses a magic item to wish their love interest loves them, the love interest says “I always loved you!” but the lead will never know if the magic just changed the past and is left to always wonder, slightly unfulfilled.

LESS WORK GRIND, MORE SEX GRIND

Head-canon that the Hutts poop cocaine in the same way Sand Worms excrete The Spice Melange. It would explain how he was able to even temporarily pacify Princess Leia.