j23 in idea barrages

  • June 23, 2025, 2:53 a.m.
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  1. In my best metal voice, I was singing “CORPUS KRISPIE, BODY OF SNAP / CORPUS KRISPIE, COR-PUS KRISPIE”.

  2. A womens’ wrestler whose gimmick is that she’s an Amazonian Russian fitness trainer who whips you into shape through harsh cruelty and her name is just SWEATLANA.

  3. Name your villain “William Zachary Bubb” so that when people realize that can be Bill Z Bub, readers slow on the uptake are really surprised.

  4. You cannot shame the desperate for their theft, I guess, anymore than you can shame the rich whose bald-faced avarice creates the desperation in the first place. Too needy to care, too greedy to care, that awful equilibrium in awful equal measures.

  5. Singing “baby shark” but about the wrestler Terry Funk. It works!

  6. I’m no good with Photoshop so I can’t recreate what my brain did when I imagined that “Neo” in The Matrix was short for “Neapolitan” and he’s secretly filled with three different flavours of iced cream but, like, you can imagine.

  7. Yes, giving D.C. and Puerto Rico their due Congressional representation would only be correct morally and ethically BUT ALSO it would ruin Nate Silver’s little 538 number, yeah? And that’s REALLY REALLY GOOD TOO.

  8. If you’re seriously shaking in your boots because “oh no! women might start watching football now!” like, seriously, you’re admitting that you’re only into your hobby because you wanted a sexist space to hide in. And that’s such a serious self-own.


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