j19 in idea barrages

BATTLEFIELD EARTH made me assume that the children of Scientologists have to hawk Terl Scout Cookies for fundraisers.

Honey is so healthy because it’s full of bee vitamins.

The unrealistic expectations of the American Dream have broken so many of us, holding ourselves up to standards of success that can only be fulfilled by generational wealth or outrageous luck. It sells aspirational geegaws tho so big business will never let go of the damning lie.

Valor Bard build concept: Baboon with a Bassoon. An elevated giant simian with an adamantine bassoon that doubles as a +1 mace in melee combat.

Having stolen the magic grinder from the wizard’s lair, we decided we deserved it more than King Goblin & absconded to the nearest city to found Gembucks Cafe where humans would love our goblin coffee so, the militia would slay his army in our defense. Happily jittery ever after.

That which hunts Aphex Twin is the Apex Aphex Predator.

Edge is the new cringe.

Head-canon that the Cookie Crook on COOKIE CRISP cereal also went by the alias “Infamous Amos”.