j9 in idea barrages

Skeletor’s signature dish at Chez Snake Mountain is, of course, Beef Skellington.

Consider Antonius the cross-maker, whose family business lost their plum government contract when it turned out that one commie preacher from the boonies hadn’t died. He couldn’t understand, he’d never built a faulty cross in his life. Ironically, he never forgive himself for it.

How could you ever have the strength to truly forgive anyone else, though, if you can’t even handle forgiving yourself?

If you temporarily run a fruit plantation for a friend while they’re getting their life back together, that’s just bananas foster.

A goth goose. A gooth!

Overwork your psychic powers, though, and you could end up with an aural fixation.

A cookbook of Guns N Roses themed cocktails called USE YOUR INFUSIONS TOO.

Your punk band could do worse than the name “Pisstronauts”, you know.