j7 in idea barrages

Why say “proofreading for grammar and punctuation” when you can say “colon-oscopy”?

They didn’t market spicy Skittles with the tagline “Taste The Painbow” and it’s the great shame of their brand.

When you remember that Duncan Man-At-Arms sired Teela through an affair with a magic bird, does that make him polly-amorous?

A brutally honest behind the scenes documentary about why Rob Zombie’s Munsters movie turned out so badly called SOME KIND OF MUNSTER.

Maybe the best way to say it is that the Star Wars prequels are bad in the way things are when one insanely out-of-touch old man makes all the decisions, while the sequels are bad in the way things are when every decision is made collectively by 35 cowardly suits.

It’s weird that the term is “throwing your back out” because it makes you want to actually dispose of your back. Like, yes, my back is damaged beyond use. Let’s throw this out and get another one.

If you ever know someone named “Elizabeth Stewart” and you don’t nickname her “Beth Stew”, you have failed your language, your culture and your own fool heart.

If you combine Dennys with a gentlemen’s club, you can get bottomless coffee at a topless bar.