j1 in idea barrages

The Henson Company’s personell department would’ve technically been H.R. Puppet Stuff.

Maybe the Great Filter of the Fermi Paradox is social media. Every civilization that got close to reaching the stars to make meaningful contact with intelligent life on other stars, somewhere along the way, they developed social media and destroyed themselves through it.

If I was a Crazed Millionaire, I think I’d buy the distressed intellectual property of Sports Illustrated at the end of this debacle and just use it to sell swimsuit calendars and phones that look like football helmets and stuff.

I hope in Madison Wisconsin, someone has a little rectangular carrot patch called The Madison Square Garden.

When preppers and everyday-carry bros call throwing all the tools they carry onto a table a “pocket dump”, it always make me think they just carry a turd around in their pocket.

I wonder if while Christopher Cross was writing “Arthur’s Theme” he considered the fact that, if you think about it, the person actually most likely to get caught between the moon and New York City would be, statistically speaking, Santa Claus.

The fact that the Hannaford Supermarket chain’s store brand isn’t called “Branndaford” is just more proof that creativity is dead.

The only way A.I. could do something good is if it gave us an edit of the Lord of the Ring trilogy where Legolas was completely replaced with Dudley Moore’s elf from SANTA CLAUS THE MOVIE, including dialogue lousy with elf puns.