m30 in idea barrages

If British Knights shoes and Burger King sandwiches never did a cross-promotion, that’s just a missed trick, for sure.

Head-canon where TREMORS is a distant prequel to DUNE.

The optimal mash up of CONAN and LORD OF THE RINGS is the elder god Crom Bombadil.

A parody of “Love Shack” about the classic Sega CD full motion video game Night Trap.

Everyone talks about how the Oxford Comma changes a sentence, no one gives credit to the humble dash. She is the difference between “man eating breakfast” and “man-eating breakfast”.

Be so annoying that the ghosts would never think of killing you. Think about it. If they kill you, YOU become a ghost and they’re stuck with you FOREVER. If you’re annoying enough, they’ll wait you out and just hope you die in a hospital or a car crash or something.

When you’re starting to get old, you still know how to get down, it’s just the getting back up that’s the problem.

If you think about it, Trump’s attempt to take over the country by sending people to murder Congress turned The Young Republicans into The Traitor Tots.